The Cowboy and I crossed paths on a more grown-up part of the internet dating world and I was immediately attracted to him because of his gorgeous blue eyes and overall cute appearance and we eventually struck up a conversation. Turned out a rather exciting and entertaining one at that so when he finally asked me for a date in person, I was beyond delighted.Continue reading The One With Cowboy Steve
There are so many dating apps by now, I'm sure if you have a thing for bearded gingers who are 5'9", eat porridge for breakfast and have a black cat named Gizmo, hey presto, there will be one just for you. Someone else who joined the merry roundabout of dating offerings now is, who would have thought it, the book of the faces.Continue reading There’s A New App In Town
Even though this was just before the very first lockdown, I still remember and even more so feel the need to write about this guy. Of course this is the same Superman as previously mentioned so you can guess how it ended overall, but there were some merits to our first hook up, so I won't deprive you of it.Continue reading The One With Superman
Yet again, that day of the year has come round where I am finding myself 'celebrating' some obscure holy man who - fun fact - is also the patron saint of epilepsy. No, I am not some grumpy old lady who is pissed off that she has been left on the shelf while everyone else is frollocking in merry dualism, because after all I am single pretty much out of choice. And let's be honest, the entertainment value of me being unmanned is not to be underestimated.Continue reading Single Pringle Shout Out
Sometimes you have a date that is so bad, you wish you would have just stayed on the sofa with Netflix and chill because it would have been a great investment of your time, even with static on the screen. Because the guy you're out with is just such a dickhead you go into don't fight just flight mode as fast as you possibly can.Continue reading The one that was extraordinarily Rubbish
Once upon a time, an either very stupid or very cruel person came up with the idea that sometimes a lie is kinder than the truth and thus forgivable for whichever reason you choose or need to make yourself feel better about just having been a basically shitty person. And with that started an entire sub saga ofContinue reading Oh Pinocchio….