Yet again, that day of the year has come round where I am finding myself 'celebrating' some obscure holy man who - fun fact - is also the patron saint of epilepsy. No, I am not some grumpy old lady who is pissed off that she has been left on the shelf while everyone else is frollocking in merry dualism, because after all I am single pretty much out of choice. And let's be honest, the entertainment value of me being unmanned is not to be underestimated.Continue reading Single Pringle Shout Out
Sometimes you have a date that is so bad, you wish you would have just stayed on the sofa with Netflix and chill because it would have been a great investment of your time, even with static on the screen. Because the guy you're out with is just such a dickhead you go into don't fight just flight mode as fast as you possibly can.Continue reading The one that was extraordinarily Rubbish
Once upon a time, an either very stupid or very cruel person came up with the idea that sometimes a lie is kinder than the truth and thus forgivable for whichever reason you choose or need to make yourself feel better about just having been a basically shitty person. And with that started an entire sub saga ofContinue reading Oh Pinocchio….